DakiDozer

I'll start off this review by saying I got my Moe Body on sale. I think it was down to $110 or so at the time, but I don't remember.

I am 4.75 inches thick in diameter if that helps anyone make a decision, because girth is a deciding factor with something like this based on how ME decided to make it.

I feel that for my girth, this toy is perfect. I put in the disc plug and slide myself in. It makes some noise, but not a lot. Once I'm in, it makes no noise and tries to hold onto me until I pull out (THEN it makes a loud sucking noise). It feels really good, but it's a spacious feel versus a super tight feel which means you can probably have longer sessions with this. The breasts are a great bonus since you get to play with them and do -whatever you want- to/with them. I have not tried using this toy without the plug (since I love it with that plug in), so I don't have much input there.

I have not had any durability or serious cleaning issues with mine, but I might have just gotten lucky there. I would highly recommend this to anyone with a girth of between probably 4.5-5.5 inches. I just know it fits me well. I only included the girth measurements because I noticed that when I was considering purchase it seemed like something that would have been super useful to know, but didn't see a lot of in the reviews. Hope this helps someone!

Simply put, it feels great and I don't have many complaints.

In slightly more detail, I will give a quick pros/cons to keep this readable.

Pros
- Feels great
-The lips aren't just a hole, it's actually more like a slit (less tearing)
-2 holes is always nice
-Something to grip onto
-The box is really clever
-Some suction
-Great for bed missionary or for the intended use
-Visually appealing if you're into a *pretty darn small* frame

Cons
-Suction is there, just not a lot-a lot of it.
-Can be a little bit noisy
-Somewhat annoying to clean + gets dirty
-Lacks structure on its own (for holding onto it)
-Like most ME products I've had, it has a distinct smell that I'm not a huge fan of.

Truly the best oral simulator I've ever owned. This was my first purchase from the site and I was impressed by the delivery time. Coming out of the package, there is a noticeable smell. It's not particularly unpleasant, but not amazing either.

As for the actual product itself, I was extremely satisfied with it overall. The teeth really do add something, but I'd imagine if you have a lot of girth (over 2 inches in diameter), the teeth might dig in a little bit too much and you might tear the mouth.

It's not entirely unlike plastic forks scraping your manhood, but it's definitely different and pleasurable if you can handle it (I know some of you people decided to play dentist). The teeth only feel intense if you're giving yourself head or stay higher on the shaft. Once you go farther down, you'll still feel the teeth, but it won't be nearly as intense.

For the price, the quality is up there. The material is quite a bit softer than the toys you might find in the US and it seems to get dirty very easily (You can wash it off quickly and easily with water, just get a finger down there to get the biological deposits out), but the inside is firmer and quite a step up from other toys. This is the kind of toy you can go multiple times around the block with because of how nice the inside feels combined with the novelty of the teeth. I found myself looking into the mouth and thinking about how realistic it looked. As a bonus, you can "boop" the nose and make out with it.

If you're even the slightest bit curious or have run the gambit of other toys, I'd highly recommend giving this a shot or two.