BullSharkTestosterone

6 inches erect, and circumcised fwiw.

Magic Eyes, aside from the Lolinco toys, has been very disappointing in my experience. The toys just don't last - a hole will blow at the other end without much effort or in the interior texture starts crumbling.

The "uterus" in this is very overt. A crack formed down the side of the "uterus" soon after I started using it. I would recommend a minimal amount of lube when using this as otherwise the uterus can be swallowed up by the lube, and impossible to feel. Lube will also get trapped in the uterus and the space around it, so cleaning can be troublesome - the less you can use the better in a cleanliness aspect.

The two materials helps the toy not feel super disgusting after lube use. The lube absorption on the back half is nowhere near as noticeable as it is on the front half. However, the uterus is far too soft. Entrance within can't really be felt, if it's even achieved. The gimmick is admirable, but doesn't pan out. They needed to substantiate the uterus material.

I held off on reviewing this until I broke it in. I'm glad I did. This has become one of my favorites. It has not lost tightness since I purchased it last year and it's in constant rotation. It maintains tightness from entry to the depths. It's a bit of a chore to clean, but the experience is worth it. The toy is also quite hefty and can take a beating. It feels like you could knock somebody out if you threw it just right.

You don't need much lube - it's great at retention as well. If you squeeze out the air as you insert, it makes the toy go the extra distance. Another important thing to mention - I can't feel my hand through it, so that's always a plus. Let the toy do the work. Will buy another when I run this in to the ground.

What can I tell you? It's lube, and it does the job. A hefty bead applied at the entrance will last however long you need it to. The nozzle is kind of large, so be careful when applying. The top has two indentations to make screwing on/off a hint easier.

The tunnel is very straightforward. There's not very much texture to be felt. However, what it lacks in texture it makes up for in tightness and suction. The lube retention suffers due to how straightforward the toy is, so be light with it. For best results, squeeze the air out from the end then insert. Like with all NPG products, the skin is amazing to the touch and the heft is there. I'd buy it again if on sale. Maybe not full price, but on a sale. This feels like a toy that can take a beating.

Old but gold. The look and feel of the toy is like slapping your pp in to Hana's fat rolls. It holds lube well and the tunnel is plenty stimulating, akin to the ZXY. You can orient it any way you want, but having it in the "default" position with the bead on top gives the best result. Clean up is simple enough. I'd definitely buy another. Not something you can pound away in to, but if you take your time the time slips away.