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  1. Video Review: Koko's Extreme Sleeves

    Video Review: Koko's Extreme Sleeves
    Let’s face it guys. There isn’t a whole lot a man can do to accentuate his penis. You can man scape and maybe even pierce the thing if you are daring enough. However, in the real world you are pretty much left with what god gave you. Your simple ass wee-wee.  Well I am here to tell you that Kokos, the makers of some of the best hip masturbators on the market to date, have found a solution to your hum drum tally wacker problems. They have designed ten sleeves that you can easily install over your member and give your partner a ride he or she will not soon forget.  SENSATION & FEELING: 4.8/5
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  2. Video Review: Titties Bouncing 'Huge Size'

    Video Review: Titties Bouncing 'Huge Size'
    Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds. Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas. Sweater stretchers, lung protectors. Beach umbrellas, frost detectors, Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice. Jell-o molds and high-beam lights. Every day I probably use 99 words for boobs, but I only need one. Love. Titties are for lack of a better group of words, the center of the universe for a select few. From birth we are raised to look upon the breast as a source of nourishment and comfort. From this necessity springs our eternal love for those mounds of luscious beauty. No matter what they look like most of us want to see them and long to squeeze them. Well maybe not Grannie’s flap jacks, unless you’re into that kind of thing and I am not here to pass judgment…soooooo…whatever. What I am trying to get at is we all love and respect the breast. With that said can fake ones ever live up to the glory. Half of Hollywood w
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  3. Video Review: Shifuku no Meiki

    Video Review: Shifuku no Meiki
    NPG are gods in the world of male masturbators and for good reason. They have made such greats like the Maria Ozawa and the ZXY, some of the hottest selling and top rated toys on ToyDemon to date. So when they do a toy in celebration of their tenth anniversary you know they are going to pull out all the stops and deliver a toy that will make you join in the celebration as well. Thus the Shifuku no Meiki is born and eager to please its end user. So the only questions that remain is “Does it live up to the NPG brand” The answer is simple. Of course it does stupid this is NPG we are talking about!!!
    I could bog you all down talking about the structure of the toy and how it’s a beautiful sculpt of a realistic
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  4. Video Review: Toy'sHeart SI-X Type W & Type K

    Video Review: Toy'sHeart SI-X Type W & Type K
    It’s hard for me not to mention Toy’sHeart when I am asked the question “What is the best but cheapest masturbator on the market today?”  Toy’sHeart has always had a firm grip on the best toys $15 and under and it’s strongly due to the fact that they realize the need for these toys without sacrificing integrity and design. I am constantly blown away by the price point Toy’sHeart lives in with a certain group of their toys. They could easily ask for double the amount that the SI-X line up of masturbators sell for. This is why in my opinion the SI-X line up are the best and cheapest masturbators on the market today.
    Sensation & Feeling: 4.5/5
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  5. Video Review: Gokusai Monster Alraune

    Video Review: Gokusai Monster Alraune
    Whenever I look for something new and utterly unique to do a review on, the first place I look is magic Eye’s website. They are my absolute go to for masturbators that push the envelope of fantasy and reality. So it is no surprise to me that their newest toy in their “Monster” line up does just that. The Gokusai Monster Alraune is a perfect blend of fantasy and reality. They merge these lines to create a handheld masturbator that can fuel any Anime lover’s dreams. Especially if you like tentacle porn. More on this later. What you get with the Gokusai Monster Alraune is a toy that is amazing to hold and look at. Unfortunately, that’s where the boundaries of this toy lie. Like so many others before it, Magic Eyes have put out a Bentley that turns out to be just another POS Chrysler 300.
    Sensation & Feeling: 3.5/5
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  6. Video Review: 'Gloria" Masturbator Review

    Video Review: 'Gloria" Masturbator Review
    Have you ever been dragged to the Golden Corral by your Grand Parents at 3:30 on a Sunday? You kind of want to be excited and at the same time not show how utterly disgusted and disappointed you are to your grand folks. After all, they ARE spending the little bit of money they get from the government to take your ungrateful ass out to the Coral. So what do you do?  You eat the shoe leather steak and the lumpy mash potatoes and smile for old Pee Pop. Yeah, that’s exactly what this year has felt for me when it comes to sex toys. Nothing has come around to make me feel like I am at a Longhorn steak house. Everything has been a long line of disappointing buffet food.  Even so I need to provide reviews for you the people. It’s my duty as XXX Branded. So as I stand here staring at the sneeze guard I decide that Koko’s new hand held masturbator named Gloria is the best choice.
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  7. Video Review: Real The Sumata Shinsei Review

    Video Review: Real The Sumata Shinsei Review

    Okay, so here is the deal. It is inescapable now. This year has been the weakest by far when it comes to new masturbators being released. Everyone in "Our Lil' Community" is talking about it and it's high time we discussed this issue. The turn out thus far has been so weak I am seriously debating not doing a 'Top Ten' video this year. Even so, if you asked me today what toy manufacturer could pull us out of this hole my list would be pretty short. On top of that list is the great minds over at NPG.  NPG the makers of the ZXY, The Maria Ozawa and the Yen Jyu Yi and numerous other fantastic masturbators. These marvelous God's amongst men surely will be able to help us out of this rut. Maybe in 2017...hopefully, but for us in the here and now, we will just have to pray Santa brings us something amazing come Christmas. Until that day lets settle in and talk about NPG's newest hand held hip masturbator The Real Sumata Shinsei. A sexually appealing hip that falls short when sprinting across

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  8. Video Review: Meiki no Syoumei 10 Okita Anri Review

    Video Review: Meiki no Syoumei 10 Okita Anri Review
    April 10th of this year will mark my 6th year anniversary of doing sex toy reviews. Since that time I have reviewed well over 400 sex toys.  Out of all those toys I have reviewed my favorites list is surprisingly small. The few I love have been on my tops list for a long time and I really wish something would come along and give them a run for their money.   The one thing my tops list has in common is the company that produced these diamonds in the rough and that is N.P.G. This company is known for manufacturing high end realistic masturbators based off of Japanese AV actresses. Famous for p
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  9. Video Review: Vorze A10 Cyclone SA

    Video Review: Vorze A10 Cyclone SA
    You know that moment right before you’re about eat what your best friend has proclaimed to be the best sushi in town? Those few seconds before that piece of sushi reaches your mouth hole you may be thinking… “What the hell is he babbling on about!? It’s just sushi. How good can sushi get?!?!” And then it collides with your tongue and your senses go bananas.  Everything is working overtime to figure out just what in the hell took place. You can’t figure it out. There is no understanding this. This sushi is by far the best thing you have ever tasted. This singular piece is heaven personified. Now you may be asking yourself…
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  10. Video Review: Hera Hip Mini

    Video Review: Hera Hip Mini

    The Hera Hip Mini is the little sister to the infamous Meiki Half Hera Hip. Like most little sisters, the Hera Hip Mini struggles to crawl out of her big sister’s shadow and shine a light of her own. However, just like in most sibling rivalries this one too ends with tears. Simply because there is always something or someone better out there and in the world of hip masturbators…there are dozens. This of course doesn’t mean Hera Hip Mini can’t rock the party al

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