1. Video Review: Gokusai Monster Alraune

    Video Review: Gokusai Monster Alraune
    Whenever I look for something new and utterly unique to do a review on, the first place I look is magic Eye’s website. They are my absolute go to for masturbators that push the envelope of fantasy and reality. So it is no surprise to me that their newest toy in their “Monster” line up does just that. The Gokusai Monster Alraune is a perfect blend of fantasy and reality. They merge these lines to create a handheld masturbator that can fuel any Anime lover’s dreams. Especially if you like tentacle porn. More on this later. What you get with the Gokusai Monster Alraune is a toy that is amazing to hold and look at. Unfortunately, that’s where the boundaries of this toy lie. Like so many others before it, Magic Eyes have put out a Bentley that turns out to be just another POS Chrysler 300.
    Sensation & Feeling: 3.5/5
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  2. Video Review: 'Gloria" Masturbator Review

    Video Review: 'Gloria" Masturbator Review
    Have you ever been dragged to the Golden Corral by your Grand Parents at 3:30 on a Sunday? You kind of want to be excited and at the same time not show how utterly disgusted and disappointed you are to your grand folks. After all, they ARE spending the little bit of money they get from the government to take your ungrateful ass out to the Coral. So what do you do?  You eat the shoe leather steak and the lumpy mash potatoes and smile for old Pee Pop. Yeah, that’s exactly what this year has felt for me when it comes to sex toys. Nothing has come around to make me feel like I am at a Longhorn steak house. Everything has been a long line of disappointing buffet food.  Even so I need to provide reviews for you the people. It’s my duty as XXX Branded. So as I stand here staring at the sneeze guard I decide that Koko’s new hand held masturbator named Gloria is the best choice.
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  3. Video Review: Hera Hip Mini

    Video Review: Hera Hip Mini

    The Hera Hip Mini is the little sister to the infamous Meiki Half Hera Hip. Like most little sisters, the Hera Hip Mini struggles to crawl out of her big sister’s shadow and shine a light of her own. However, just like in most sibling rivalries this one too ends with tears. Simply because there is always something or someone better out there and in the world of hip masturbators…there are dozens. This of course doesn’t mean Hera Hip Mini can’t rock the party all

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  4. Video Review: Magic Eye's Monster Wet Chimera

    Video Review: Magic Eye's Monster Wet Chimera

    It is becoming increasingly easier to suggest Magic Eye masturbators to people as the years roll by. They are leading the market in masturbators when it comes to innovation, design and feel. They never cease to amaze me and there are plenty of masturbators I long and lust to review for you guys that ToyDemon doesn’t carry just yet. With that said it’s easy to assume I have an infatuation with Magic Eye toys and the Monster Wet Chimera masturbator i

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  5. Video Review: Magic Eye's Sujiman Kupa Cocolo Masturbator

    Video Review: Magic Eye's Sujiman Kupa Cocolo Masturbator

    Normally when I sit down at my laptop to write my review on my latest sex toy I am troubled at finding clever ways to not sound redundant. I feel like I say enough during the video that I don’t need to go on a thousand word rant spewing the same information at you. However, this time that is not the case at all. Thanks to the fantastic people at YouTube I have been slapped with a Copy Right infringement thingy. Or whatever the hell these ass clowns call it. So all of my videos now need to be below 15 minutes. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but when it comes to a toy such as the Sujiman Kupa Cocolo you really need to discuss the ins and outs at great length. Or at least enough to show just how fantastic this toy can be at times. I don’t see any YouTube Nazis ar

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  6. Video Review: Meiki® Real Masturbator

    Video Review: Meiki® Real Masturbator

    For a real long time now I have been telling people to buy the ZXY or the Maria Ozawa when it comes to male masturbators. Since then both have been on the best sellers list at ToyDemon for over a year and have received dozens of user reviews declaring their love for the toys. It goes without saying that it looked as if 2014 wasn’t going to hold any ground breaking vaginal masturbators. A few came along that showed promise, but they were not good enough to stand upon the 1st place podium with ZXY or Ozawa. Then late this year ToyDemon told me of their

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  7. Video Review: Long Slide Masturbator

    Video Review: Long Slide Masturbator

    It’s not altogether rare to stumble across a masturbator that makes me scratch my head in awe. Masturbator manufacturers have been pumping out the strange and unusual for well over a decade now. There isn’t a whole lot that shocks me, especially after seeing the “My Little Sister Can’t Be This Tight” onahole. Jesus! Well wouldn’t you know it, the same company that made that lil’ gem is also the masterminds behind the Long Slide masturbator. It is a totally new way to masturbate. Will it change the way men masturbate forever? Probably not. Will it replace all your other toys? Uhhh…no. Is it the strangest toy I have ever reviewed? You bet.

    Sensation & Feeling: 3.0/5
    What makes the Long Slide special aren’t the 18 evenly spaced ribs inside the toy. It isn’t the TPE material the toy i
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  8. Video Review: Tong-Ggo Anal Masturbator

    Video Review: Tong-Ggo Anal Masturbator

    This review could be over quickly. I could easily just tell you to stop reading this and buy the Tong-Ggo right now. There is no point in going into deeper detail. So...go buy it. Why? Because this is by far the best anal masturbator EVER! Welp, 'nough said. See ya next time.

    Sensation & Feeling: 4.7/5
    the Tong-Ggo already has a strong presence on ToyDemon since its release. Sold out quickly and has a ton of positive
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  9. Video Review: La Bocca Della Verita Oral Masturbator

    Video Review: La Bocca Della Verita Oral Masturbator

    As each review comes and goes, I grow more judgmental when it comes to scoring these toys.  There has been countless times where I have lusted after a toy only to be completely disappointed once I got my hands on it.  So when the opportunity comes up where I can recommend a great toy that I know you will all love, I am going to shout it from the mountains. STOP READING THIS AND BUY La Bocca Della Verita!

    Sensation & Feeling: 4.5/5
    The La Bocca Della Verita is hands down the most realistic oral simulator I have ever used. Period! The beautiful thing about it is that
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  10. ToyDemon 2014 Labor Day Sale

    ToyDemon 2014 Labor Day Sale

    Labor Day weekend is here and we hope everyone in the USA will be enjoying their weekend. To provide more enjoyment to you, ToyDemon is having a Labor Day sale for everyone. From now until September 2nd, 2014, use the following codes to save site wide: $5 off $75 with code: 5-off-labor $10 off $100 with code: 10-off-labor $30 off $200 with code: 30-off-labor Shop at ToyDemon during Labor Day weekend with the Labor Day Sale, then you can enjoy yourself even more when the toys arrive! We are not done yet!!! We kicked off ToysHeart BUY 1 GET 1 HALF OFF promotion for the month of August and it was well received so for this month,

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