September 04, 2014

As each review comes and goes, I grow more judgmental when it comes to scoring these toys.  There has been countless times where I have lusted after a toy only to be completely disappointed once I got my hands on it.  So when the opportunity comes up where I can recommend a great toy that I know you will all love, I am going to shout it from the mountains. STOP READING THIS AND BUY La Bocca Della Verita!
Sensation & Feeling: 4.5/5
The La Bocca Della Verita is hands down the most realistic oral simulator I have ever used. Period! The beautiful thing about it is that Magic Eyes have danced a beautiful line between realism and over the top stimulation. Everything about this toy is geared to be as close to the real thing as possible. Complete with rubber teeth, that may feel a little odd at first, but actually helps push the realism over the top.  The 3d textured lounge is what sells this toy. Its movement while using the toy truly fells like a woman flicking and rolling her lounge across your shaft. Simply amazing. There were moments when I closed my eyes and it blew me away at how real it felt. There were no puns intended in that previous sentence.
Cleaning & Maintenance: 4/5
Cleaning is pretty straight forward on this toy. The regular process is in play. Wash out the entire residue after use, spray a few pumps of your Berman Antibacterial toy cleaner, let it do its business and rinse out. Allow it to dry completely before storing and boom, you are done. Now, the back half of the tunnel does get rather tight so you are going to have to work a little harder to make sure all of it is cleaned properly. The toy cleaner will help a ton, but whatever you can do on your end to insure it’s cleaned, by all means do so. The only real point killer here lies in the teeth. They do appear to be rather flimsy. They appear to be just hanging on by a few measly connection points. I am here to tell you however, after a few months and countless uses, my teeth are still intact.
Price & Performance: 4.9/5
In my mind, whoever set the retail price on this toy at Magic Eyes should be fired. This beautiful beast is only $44.95, and that still blows my mind.  They could have easily put a price tag of around $60 on this thing and got it. This should have been priced right up there with the heavy hitters. Here is a classic example of their loss is your gain because this toy is worth every penny.  I can’t even imagine what may happen when we hit Black Friday. Jesus!!! ToyDemon may need to rent out a storage locker next to Walter White’s and just load up on the La Bocca Della Verita. Then lay on them, because you know, you have to. The only thing that kills the performance is a weak spot towards the end of the tunnel that is extremely thin. I have heard from other users of this toy that they do not have this weak spot. Then again, there are a few others that claim there is one. So it’s a mixed bag when it comes to this problem. I haven’t ripped through or anything like that but it still makes me to be overlay cautious while using the toy and that ultimately lowers my enjoyment.
Final Thoughts & Score: 4.5/5 Buy It!
This is one of the highest ranked toys I have ever reviewed. I hope by now that my word is worth a little something to you guys out there. I am brutal when it comes to reviewing these toys for one simple reason. I do not want you guys buying crap for the sake of selling it to you. I want you to enjoy it. Hell even love it. Honestly male masturbators are still taboo in a lot of people’s eyes. We haven’t really received the acceptance and or understanding that woman have with their multitudes of vibrators. So in a way, we are all part of a revolution. The last thing I want to see is someone saying “screw this” and just settling for their hand. So trust me when I say this, you need to buy this. You really do. You are without a doubt going to love the hell out of it. Promise.