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Words escape me now as I roll the memories of the U.F.O attachment from the company Rends over in my mind. When I start to explain it seems that my brain goes off the rails and before long I am knee deep in an hour long rant. So, to make it easier on you the reader, I will put it simply. The U.F.O attachment is utter shit that baffles all explanation. Either way I will try my best to hold it together and muddle through this train wreck of a nipple stimulator.

Sensation & Feeling: 2.5/5

The U.F.O. does what it says. It stimulates the nipples like no other toy out there. It comes equipped with enough rotation patterns that you will be able to easily cycle through them all to find the one that works best for you. The U.F.O. also comes packed with 6 interchangeable magnetic tips for you to chose from. They resemble tongues and finger tips which adds to the sensation. Simply apply liberal amounts of water based lube to the tip as well as your nipple and you are off to the races. The U.F.O's shape allows it to attach itself to the breast via a slight suction cup affect. This of course depends strongly on your breast size and shape. My wife found it to be rather hard to stay in place on her larger than normal breast. Plus once the U.F.O was on running, it almost seemed to pry it self free as the tip made its way over the erect nipple. This of course lead to a bit of frustration. This feeling only get's worse when you realize that package only comes with ONE nipple stimulator.

Cleaning & Maintenance: 4.5/5

You simply couldn't ask for easier cleaning. You just pop off the magnetic tip attachment and clean under warm water and allow it to dry naturally. It is that easy. You can also use anti-bacterial toy cleaner if you wish. Either way clean up will take only a few minutes of your time.

Price & Performance: 1/5

So here is where this whole thing goes south. Like deep f#@%ing south!!! The U.F.O. Attachment is $84.99. For that you get one...ONE U.F.O. Attachment that will allow you to stimulate one...ONE nipple. So you want to stimulate both nipples? Get ready to spend another $84.99! Wait...you still need to buy the R-1 starter kit in order to operate the U.F.O. Attachment, that will be another $59.99. When it's all said and done and the smoke has finally cleared you will have spent $229.97!!!! That is fucking outrageous! ENOUGH SAID!!!

Final Thoughts & Score: 2/5

On its own the U.F.O. does what it says. It is a pretty nice toy when you look at it on its own. However, when you start peeling back the layers you uncover a horrible monster waiting in the wings to rape you of your money. If I owned Rends I would fire whoevers hair brained idea it was to sell this item with only one attachment in the box! It makes no sense at all. If the price tag was lowered drastically and I could kinda see the justification in this, but it's not!  It is so hard for me to see past this fact. I honestly can't see anyone being happy paying that much money only to stimulate one simple nipple.  If it wasn't for the ease of cleaning and the fact that once its in use it does feel rather nice, I would give this a final score of -1! The price and the lack of a second U.F.O. Attachment in the set is an insult to the consumers and Rends desperately need to go back to the drawing board and make massive changes ASAP!