Since I started cruising around
ToyDemon's site, there has been one item that has always caught my eye. Amongst the
TENGAs, Fleshlights,
Meikis, and
ToysHearts lies what I have always considered the one toy to rule them all. The one toy that if I ever got my hands on I would do a back flip right there in front of the damned mailman. That toy my friends is the '
Meiki Pure Hip'. As you can already tell from...you know...reading a review entitled Meiki Pure Hip Review, that dream came true for me a few weeks ago. Since its arrival I have explored this toy inside and out, literally. Now the time has come to share my experience thus far and inform you fellow consumer to get ready to whip out your credit cards, because you are going to want to experience this for yourselves.
Sensation & Feeling: 4.5/5
The Meiki Pure Hip is made from the similar material that can be found with other Meiki's. That being said, you will get the same realistic skin feeling you're used to. This makes the toy an extreme pleasure to simply caress and touch. I often found myself grasping on to the ass of this toy. To be honest, the pleasure I derived off of that alone could have sustained my sexual cravings. It's just that the realistic feeling is immense. Plus, me being an ass man, I could not resist squeezing it countless times. Anyways, before I get off track, the Meiki Pure Hip comes equipped with two separate tunnels. One vaginal and one anal and both extremely realistic in design and texture. Something I was instantly attracted to for various reasons. The strongest reason being that there are other male masturbators of this caliber out there. They are about $150 to $200 more than the Meiki Pure Hip, and none of them seem to have two separate tunnels. So right away I am instantly drawn to the Meiki Pure Hip. Why would I pay hundreds of dollars more for a toy that simply has holes punched into it at random all leading to the same tunnel? Answer is, I wouldn't!
The Meiki Pure Hip feels about as real as it gets. This is largely due to the insane amount of detail that went into both tunnels' inner texture. True, it's not the same as having sex with a real women but sometimes I found myself not knowing the difference. The only trouble one might have is trying to find a comfortable position. I struggled the first couple of times to find one that worked for me. So as always with a new toy, be patient and explore what works for you. I was also very impressed on how well the toy held lube. (Side Note: Use only WATER based lubes or lotions with this toy, or you will risk damaging the material) I didn't realize till after the second time that I only applied lube once during the whole deal, which is rare for me. Also, the entry holes were fairly easy to get into. They are not loose by any means, but it was fairly simple to insert myself into the toy with the proper amount of lube.
All in all the sensation of this toy is fantastic. I found myself wanting to pound the hell out of it, but I could never get into a good enough position. However, practice does make perfect.
Cleaning & Maintenance: 3.5/5
Okay, so we all know every up has a down, well here is the Meiki Pure Hip's biggest down. Cleaning and maintenance. You have to keep in mind that this toy is pretty big and heavy. This is not your typical TENGA where you can run to the sink and easily rinse it out with one hand free to do as it pleases. No, not here. After use, you will have to haul the 12 pound beast to your sink or what have you. In all honesty a tub or shower may be better. You will find that in a lot of bathroom sinks, this toy may be a bit too large to fit under the faucet without any trouble. My sink proved to be too small. So using the shower was my only option. The toy does have a through hole design for the anus and vagina. So flushing it out isn't so bad. It's just a matter of finding a place to do it is all. After you cleanse your toy you are definitely going to want to pat the toy down with some cornstarch. This will give your toy that real feel again. Otherwise it will become tacky. However, be careful in how much you use on the tunnels. Too much and you will feel it during the next use. So be careful.
Price & Performance: 5/5
You are probably looking at the score and saying Really!?!? A ten!!! How's that?!?! Well, let me tell you again. There are about a half dozen toys out there that can be compared to the Meiki Pure Hip. In size, design, and weight. All of them are nearly $150 to $200 more like I mentioned before. Also they only have one tunnel (some with no internal texture at all, just a smooth tube) instead of the two separate textured tunnels that Meiki Pure Hip has. That alone puts this toy above them all. There's simply no sense paying more to lose out on a sensation and end up with a crap toy. Now don't get confused, I did my comparison on toys that were as close to the Meiki Pure Hip as possible. To be honest I had to venture away from ToyDemon to find some. I hope while reading this you have a good idea of which other toys I'm mentioning here. I'm not one to sully a toy companies name. That's a lie...but yeah. To give you a hint they dream of pipes. Anyways, keep that in mind while shopping around and I have a feeling you'll end up buying the
Meiki Pure Hip.
Final Thoughts & Score: 4.25/5
I honestly long for a crappy toy to come along from ToyDemon and hit my desk for review. That hasn't happened yet and I'm actually thankful. However, it's hard to tell you which one has been my best so far when the next toy seems to outweigh the last. The Meiki Pure Hip is just an utter blast to use after you have worked out all the kinks. For example, use a towel. Trust me on this, make sure a towel is below the toy during use, otherwise...oooopppps! All over your sheets. Don't go hog all crazy on the cornstarch or you'll come out with it all over you. There is a learning curve, but as soon as you touch this toy you will fall in love. Find a good position and you'll be heads over heels. It's simply a matter of learning the toy and working it out as you go. That won't be such a a pain in the ass task as it sounds. You will have a lot of fun doing it.
