TYSO: Robot Lookout During Masturbation

This video from the ONION is obviously a fake meant to be funny but at least a few out there wished you had something like it in the past. Let's see how true this is in the future. "In a few years you'll forget what it was like to masturbate without a small robot patrolling your house." "cough cough" "ahem" "yawn" Steel Quills! video via the ONION on YouTube