D-Hole Eiro Chika Masturbator Review by MeGustaMisEPH
Just tracked my new toy and it is due for shipment any moment. *Fast forward 3 hours* What is this stupid slip and why does it say I cant get my package for 24 hours?!? Thanks Post Office for killing my excitement!! *Fast forward 24 hours and add 5 minutes for the long awkward hug I gave the lady at the post office after she handed me my package* Finally!! It is here!!! Im pretty excited about this one (actually Im always excited about a new toy). Today I have the privilege of reviewing the D-Hole Eiro Chika Masturbator.
First off, I must say . Eiro Chika is HOT!! I really like the two pictures of her on the box. I was inspired to Google more of her later. The toys inner design looks very, very pleasing. The exterior .lets just say Im not overly enthusiastic about it. It just looks like a rubber hourglass. Time to rip open the plastic and get to the real fun!
Sensation & Feeling: 3.5/5
The D-Hole Eiro Chka is nice to the touch. Its soft and stretches a bit. The entrance is TIGHT. My fingers started to cramp trying to hold it open for a picture.
Well enough inspecting. I know the question on everyones mind is: How does it feel? Upon entering I am disappointed. I do not feel the many textured nubs that look so great in the picture. After continued use I realize I really only feel the spiral. I stop to figure out whats going on and discover that I may have actually gotten a toy that slipped past quality control.
If you compare my picture to the TD's stock picture you can see the textured nubs are not nearly as numerous, as raised, and definitely not everywhere they are supposed to be. The nubs from the TD picture are more prominent even though they are stretching it more than I am. The nubs that are supposed to appear immediately after the entrance are non-existent, the stinger nub in the vacuum chamber that TD refers to is nowhere to be found, and the few that are actually along the ridge are too scattered and low to give the sensation they were meant for. I can see grooves in the spiral that are slightly raised but not enough to produce any feeling or be called a nub. I am currently sitting here typing this blog with the face of an 8 year old that just dropped his ice cream cone and was told that he could not have another......
Oh well let the review continue. Defects aside, I really like the tightness of the entrance. It serves its purpose of feeling good and keeping everything inside the toy well. Another great quality is the vacuum chamber at the end. At first I completely forgot about it but then I squeezed out all of the air from the interior and that suction took me by surprise. Very nice touch! TD suggests rubbing the end in a circular motion for added stimulation from the nubs in the chamber and the stinger nub. Im sure that would feel great..........
Cleaning & Maintenance: 4.5/5
Though cleaning myself took seconds, cleaning the D-hole took a bit longer. This was mainly due the tight entrance. While it did a great job of squeegeeing me clean, it was hard to hold open the toy and clear it of debris if you will. I didnt want to be to rough and possibly tear the entrance so my fingers got a workout as I lathered the interior with anti-bacterial soap, opened, rinsed, and repeated till clean. The D-Hole Eiro Chika is not that long so it was easy to stick the tip of a towel in there and let it soak up the water making.
Price & Performance: 3.5/5
The D-hole is listed at $32.99 which is not bad considering how much work I assumed have gone into creating the interior. If mine was not flawed I would think $32.99 is a reasonable price. I feel like I should base my score off of the product that I have in front of me but that would be unfair since it is obviously missing a few things so I will bump it up a bit.
Final Thoughts & Score: 3.25/5
Even with missing nubs the D-Hole Eiro Chika still provided me with an okay time. The entrance hugs your little soldier just right. It is not so tight that you can only focus on the entrance and nothing else but yet tight enough to keep all the lube and debris inside. The awesome suction of the vacuum chamber draws you further and further into the D-Hole and makes you not want to leave. The chamber would probably cause more intense pleasure from the nubs but who knows Im just speculating. Though defected I was still pleased so I must award an average score to the D-Hole Eiro Chika.
