Four Degrees of Dildo Touching
We've all heard of the "Six degree of separation" theory where one person is connected to anyone else in the world in six steps. Meaning that you reading this is a friend, of a friend, of a friend, of a friend, of a friend ,of a friend of me writing this. According to an ad for Dettol (a British antiseptic) you are really only four handshakes away from touching a Dildo. All the more reason to wash your hand before anything! What about you? Do you know your degree of dildo touching?