It had been awhile since I reviewed an actual vibrator. Vibrator reviews were my bread and butter when I first started out. So when
ToyDemon agreed to send me the Fun Factory's U.F.O. I was rather excited. This quickly changed after the first use and never bounced back.
Sensation & Feeling: 0.5/5
The U.F.O. is going to drive you insane in the first initial moments of use. Not in a good way either. You're going to charge it for the recommended time and get ready to get down in dirty with it. You will turn it on and set it to its highest power. Then you will start to wonder if that is in fact the highest setting. So you cycle through it...a dozen times. Then you'll shut it off and back on again. You will try charging it for a few hours longer and try it again. You will do all of this in a madding attempt of figuring out why in the hell this vibrator is unbelievably weak. I am not talking Oh...well thats kinda nice. Just wish there was a tad more power. NO! I mean you will literally be screaming Where the hell is the vibrations.
It seems necessary to mention that my wife was nine months pregnant at the time of the first use and claimed that the ridge of the toy was kinda painful and the vibrations were extremely weak. A month later we tried it again, and she declared it the worst vibe she had ever used. I know that seems harsh, but one only needs to hold this toy on full power once in order to see what we mean. There is just no vibration whatsoever.
Cleaning & Maintenance: 5/5
Cleaning is ultra easy. Simply spray down with an anti-bacterial toy spray and wipe dry. Or clean with a mild soap and warm water. No real rough spots that you will not be able to get to. So hey, at least it does well in this category!
Price & Performance: 1/5
The U.F.O is priced right along other discrete sized vibes of it's size and nature. At $99.95 it might be a bit of a sticker shock for some but it's pretty typical in this day and age for vibes of this nature. However, when one does spend that kinda cash only to find that the toy isn't worth .50 cents may be left feeling a ton more than just sticker shock.
Final Thoughts & Score: 1/5
I seriously hate giving such a low score to anything. Be it a male masturbator or vibrator. It makes me think that maybe I am doing something wrong as a reviewer and not testing the product correctly. We had tested this toy so many times that me and my wife literally had fights over this thing. Which in turn probably made her only hate it more. Either way we gave it the old college try a dozen damn times. Tried it every way we could to no positive avail. This vibe is such a hot mess that it crosses over the line of being horribly funny. This is just...well...sad. Pass this up and don't think twice about it.
