Greenwood95

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  1. Hip Buying Advice/Guide

    I see a lot topics start up regarding which is the best hip to buy. As an avid ashman and someone who spent a lot of time researching what hips to buy for myself I thought I'd break down the factors and


  2. In your opinion, what the best lube/lotion?

    Just as the title says- what's your pick or picks for best lube?

    My favorite was the Maria Ozawa lotion- amazingly realistic, not too thin not too thick, a little floral smelling but lasted


  3. For the younger guys: Hiding/Storing/Cleaning onaholes?

    So I discovered onaholes/hips/torsos etc in my mid 30's. I've had a lot of fun with them, exploring new ones, and going to bigger toys. But I'm thankful to have found these as an adult where I live alone


  4. Onaholes: Stroker or hands free?

    Idle curiosity: When using your onaholes do you prefer to use them as strokers (ie. have them essentially replace your hand where doing a standard fap laying or sitting down)

    or do you


  5. Onahole Stigma

    Wondering how everyone here feels about enjoying/owning onaholes and if you feel there's a stigma attached. If so, do you care?, How did you overcome it?

    It feels like it's almost accpeted/standard

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  1. Witch's Temptation
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    Picked this up due to the rave reviews and the reported suction.

    So it's early days but I'll say this thing packs a punch. It's on the aggressive side. Without good lube I can see why some feel it's too rough. Especially if you prefer gentler sleeves. The entrance though is relatively open and not tight. Wasn't expecting that. The back 'uterus' chamber is mostly designed to be squeezed to let air out and get to the suction effect. What I wasn't prepared for is this chamber when you enter and back out of it repeatedly really does a number on the head of my cock. It you like aggression, you'll love it. I found it shockingly nice at first but rougher and discomforting the more I used it. With more lube it helps.

    The suction? Is solid. It feels like a cum hungry girl who's determined to slowly suck out all your love juice yes. But was it the super intense suction thrill ride I was promised... ehhhh. No. I'd still put the Tomax Lilith Uterus and the OFFPAKA After the Event as the top suction onaholes I've owned that really drain the balls and leave the toes curled. Now with lube experimenting, and time to break it in more I may change my mind. If I do, I'll report back but as is, the suction I found was very pleasant but not earth shattering. And this is after I did my damndest to squeeze as much air out of this sleeve during use as possible.

    The outward design is unusual. Less human vagina, more.... lizard egg/tentacile porn? But it's hefty and so far quite durable. No sense of tearing or rips at the entrance and being single layer no inner layer to disconnect. It's also surprisingly soft on the outside.

    I can still recommend for those who like stronger stimulating sleeve and enjoy suction. Though again if suction is your thing, check out the other two I mentioned above.

    Aggressive high stimulation for those who prefer that
    Noticable suction
    Durable build

    Can feel a little rough depending on lube especially at the end point.

  2. Venus Cross Regular
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    I had my eye on the Venus Cross for a while. I fell in love or lust with the Venus Clone last summer and thought this would kick it up a notch.

    Maybe I need to try this in Soft which is the preferred firmness I liked for the Clone and now the Real. As is with regular firmness (which has been fine for me on the Lilith Uterus) I find this a more aggressively stimulating sleeve. Not crazy aggressive like the Monster Wet Real but definitely up a notch or two from the Clone. It's.... not bad... it is enjoyable but I find after a while it overstimulates and I need to switch to another sleeve to get my perfect build finish.

    I'm sure if I play around more with lube ratio I may find the sweet spot or break this in over time. It's a strange hybrid in design of the Clone, and the Real.... but meant to attack your member at 4 'points' You kinda feel this in use and you definitely feel the nubs or dots in Regular firmness.

    I can recommend but with a bit of reservation. I may try this again in Soft down the line and if I do I'll update my review then. Otherwise I'd put the Real and Clone over this one.

    Cleaning is standard for a closed onahole like this, no surprises there.
    Just like all my tomax sleeves, it's proving super durable, not a hint of a tear or rip happening anywhere.

    Standard on the Tomax Venus line- I love the weight, heft and meatiness of the onahole. It feels wonderful to penetrate, like you're fucking a real (albeit intense) pussy that can really take a pounding. The main meiki that gets close to this heft is the ZXY IMHO.
    Anyway highly recommended especially in this soft firmness.

    Durable
    Heavy, heft meaty weight for realism
    Reasonably aggressive interior sensation

    Can be overstimulating if you prefer softer sleeves

  3. Venus Real Soft
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    So I guess I have to eat my words. I previously owned a Venus Real Regular firmness about 7 years ago and it left me meh. It kept me hard and felt ok but I could almost never finish with it. Maybe it was too samey. Who knows. I didn't keep it and moved on. But after recent rave reviews on the Real and enjoying the Venus Clone greatly I decided to try the Real again in soft. Wow.

    Ok. I don't know if Tomax has tweaked the design in the last 7 years or the softness makes all the difference... but wow. This onahole feels really great. Very realistic. It's easily on par with my fav 'realism' sleeves: The meiki 01 Maria Ozawa and the Saki Ootsuka (now sold as Seductive Young Wife Maria Nagai).

    Starts nice and gentle. And slowly builds you to a nice climax depending on how vigorous you want to go. I was... really shocked and impressed compared to my past experience!

    Only drawback I've found- it's a lube hog. That is, mid session I'll find it getting tighter and more stimulating- which is nice for. awhile but then it chaffs and I gotta re-lube. Or start with a LOT of lube so by the time it wears down I'm ready to finish anyway.
    Learning curve of course. I can see why others would recommend less lube if you want to feel more of the textures right away though.

    Cleaning is standard for a closed onahole like this, no surprises there.
    Just like all my tomax sleeves, it's proving super durable, not a hint of a tear or rip happening anywhere.

    Standard on the Tomax Venus line- I love the weight, heft and meatiness of the onahole. It feels wonderful to penetrate, like you're fucking a real pussy that can really take a pounding. The main meiki that gets close to this heft is the ZXY IMHO.
    Anyway highly recommended especially in this soft firmness.

    Great weight/heft/meatiness that envelops your member well
    Does resemble realistic sex with a vagina
    Good for longer sessions edging

    Texture may be too subtle for some people. You can fix this with Reg or Hard firmness though.
    Seems to go through more lube than other sleeves.

  4. Maga Kore Maji Hada Mesudachi's Big Ass
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    So I'm an assman. And I've been on the lookout and tryouts for the best ass toy one can buy for years. This one when it popped up in July '20, looked like it might be the holy grail of hips/asses. Great sculpt. Great color, fake 'skin', good looking internals, good size, expensive yes, but possibly worth it.... I finally took the plunge shortly after Labor Day and I can say it's *pretty* good but just short of great.

    Let me counter what the two bad reviews say off the bat:
    1) Durability. I've had my hip for about a month and so far, no major tears outside or inside the tunnels. It's possible these two guys got hips from a bad batch (and based on my own experiences/conflicting reviews of some Onaholes I know this can happen) or were much harder on them than I. If this changes I'll update this review accordingly. But so far, durability has been fine for me.
    2) The flat Bottom Locked Doggy position vs price. I mean look - if you're buying a fake ass/hip you're #1 use is likely going to be doggy style sex. Yes it's nice to have a hip like the EPH 3rd Gen or the Office Lady or Lili's Backside etc which are 3d hips, meant to be used in literally any position. That's wonderful- those remain out there for one to buy. BUT- you sacrifice a certain aesthetic for that versatility. They NEVER look as sexy in doggy as a dedicated flat bottom Doggy Hip that looks bent over ready for K9 (or prone Bone) do to the way the female body looks on all fours. So that's a personal preference. For me - I know I'm using this mainly for the Dog, I want that simulation as much as possible so I am HAPPY with this sculpt. Also you can still use this CG, RCG, and on it's side for Spoon or even Scissors if you like. It's more versatile than you think, only Mish is really out of the question.
    3) Price. Hey look if mine starting tearing a bunch within a week I'd be ticked too. But mine hasn't. It looks and feels good - is it worth it? Well I feel it about worth what I paid but I got a deal, if I paid the usual price TD has it for I might think twice a bit. Again, depends on your budget/income and how much of an assman you are. My only real complaint for the pice honestly is the size. Otherwise it's a great hip.

    My own real complaint which I do agree with the last reviewer:
    4) Size. The measurements are correct but misleading. I guess I figured since KMP made a huge hip like the Minami ass or the Kona hip this would measure up but since it doens't have the internal shell of those two it wouldn't have the hard non-soft problem. Well It's reasonably big. Like more or less around the size of the EPH 3rd Gen. The width IS 13 inches or so but at the base where the fake upper thighs are spread wide. The actual ass/butt cheeks are more compact probably... around 10.5-11" inches wide. Basically doing the tape measure around it.... and trying to compensate for it's locked position, it's around a 31-32" inch hip on a real girl. So petite for sure. Enough to fool your brain or imagine you're with a very tiny/compact yoga instructor. But not the perfect ass size of the Akarri Buttocks or Minami ass which are in the 12.5-13" width size range on just the ass cheeks. So that's my one main complaint as true 1:1 scale size is one of the main things I look for.
    That said here's where the hip is GREAT:
    1) Sculpt- It looks sexy as hell. Very tempting to smack, slap or full on hump it every time I see it. A nice realistic or maybe heightened realistic booty, with nice promotion to the lower back and upper thighs. Skin tone is terrific too.
    2) Texture- It FEELS supernice- very smooth with that Maga Kore Fake Skin that does make it feel probably the most realistic to real skin I've felt on a hip.
    3) Internal tunnels- Honeslty most hips have low stimulation vag or anal tunnels. This one DOES NOT. It brings the stimulation in both Vag and Anal. So using it feels terrific. I prefer the Vag but Anal is a little more intense and tighter but not overwhelmingly so. A lot of this is due to the relative firmness of the material.
    4) Softness - now if you're the kind guy who needs super soft or jiggle action, this won't quite cut the mustard. But there is no hard shell - it is not like squeezing a cantaloupe or softball. There's some good squeeze here, a firm softness that remind me of a very fit yoga/crosstrainer ass.

    I would say if you can get this on sale/with saved points to bring it down to your budget and you can live with size I described it's well worth it. Otherwise for various reasons I'd point you to the Akarri Buttocks (My personal fav right now), The EPH 3rd Gen or the large Half Hera Hip. Honestly I'd say if you were super price conscious The Half Hera Hip (and by extension the Pure Hip) by Kokostoys provides a very similar experience to this hip in terms of skin tons, firmness, size (though those are a smidge smaller around 9" wide) and firm internal tunnel stimulation.

    My current rankings out of the hips I've tried:
    Softness/Jiggle: Akarris Buttocks (EPH 3rd Gen close second)
    Versilitity: EPH 3rd Gen
    Internal Tunnel Stimulation: Mesudachi Ass (Akarri's Buttocks & Half Hera Hip tie a close second)
    Size: Akarri's Buttocks (13" wide of glorious ass cheeks)
    Sexiness/Sculpt: Mesudachi Ass (Akarri's Buttock and Half Hera Hip tie 2nd place here)
    External Skin texture: Mesudachi Ass (Akarri's Buttocks 2nd)
    Price: EPH 3rd Gen (Large Half Hera Hip virtual tied though and Pure Hip would win on numbers alone)
    Durability: Hard to fully say since three of these hips are so new for me. Will update accordingly But The Half Hera Hip showed the least damage with the most use and of the newer hips the one that's surprising me the most despite minimal to no damage on all three- is the Akarris Buttocks- it's so soft yet amazingly resilient to tears so far.

    -Sculpt is very sexy. Looks super appealing and quite a turn on. Plus for nice skin tone color as well.
    -Texture. The Maga Kore fake 'skin' feels really nice, realistic with the mild goosebump effect
    -Feels good. Probably has the most stimulating Vag/anal tunnels I've ever felt on a hip. Very enjoyable to use.
    -Good squeeze- Not as soft as others but a good firm and decent squeeze to the butt like a yoga instructor/crossfit girl's ass.

    - Larger toy/closed holes means it's trickier to clean and trickier to hide/store. This will vary depending on your living situation but bear it in mind. But it's an unavoidable trade off to have a larger/more realistic toy
    -Price - Definitely on the expensive side for a toy, even for a hip- how much it's worth it to you depends on disposable income, how much of an asSman you are and crave the doggy simulated experience.
    -The locked doggy/flat bottom - *I* don't care about this too much but there are some who will see the lack of other positions/versatility as a negative. Just know you're preference.
    -For price & being a 'big' hip, its still a smidge undersized to be 1:1 scale IMHO.

  5. Akaris Buttocks
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    I've been searching for a true 1:1 sexy scaled hip made by the Japanese for a long time and I think I've finally found a winner. Let's face it most ass/hip toys are too small- like 60-80% true size. The bigger ones tend to be American made but have dup internal tunnels. Trying to find a sexy, sizable ass with Japanese internal tunnels is... difficult but I can tell you Akari's Buttocks delivers.

    Main Pros: Size and that super sexy bubble butt sculpt!

    So upon getting this bad girl, I took out my measuring tape and yes... it measures about 13" wide across. Wrapping the tape measure around (yes I know it's a flat base but it still gives some idea of what this would be on a real woman's hip" it's a mouthwatering 37". Niiiiice. It's just a true to size, sexy, plump bubble butt. It's got a lovely caucasian skin tone. And it's AMAZINGLY soft and jiggly. Very comparable to the EPH 3rd Gen on softness, I'd argue maybe a tick softer? It's a LOT of fun to grab, slap, hold, bounce etc. During play if you hold it at the top/base of the 'back' it can bounce against your thrusts. Very hot.

    The internal tunnels are dual layered. The Vaginal is mild, but interesting enough to hold interest and keep you going for longer/edging type sessions. The Anal, while I wouldn't say t's tighter is definitely more stimulating and many guys will probably prefer it for a more intense/quicker session. I'm pretty take it/leave it with anal with real women but I'm al for enjoying both entrances on this toy.

    Despite the flat base it's softness means it can be fun in many positions beyond doggy. RCG, Spoon, sidesaddle, even prone bone (with pillows to help you of course) all possible. Mish and CG are the only two kinda off the table or very awkward anyway.

    Main cons: As with all hips - cleaning and storing/hiding will be a pain. It's on the large side to hide away, and it has to be taken to a work sink or bathtub to clean. I recommend a turkey baster for the tunnels and a wood dowel maybe 1/4" diameter with a microfiber towel for flushing/drying. Also the little feet design can be off putting, I eleven they are there to help sell the anime.cartoony aspect and make the ass look even bigger than it is. Too bad they didn't just add a bit more to the luscious butt cheeks or create the start of some upper thighs with that material instead. However during plays, you really don't see them and they certainly don't get in the way so it's a small thing and not a deal breaker.

    Overall out of the 5 hips I've owns this gets my highest recommendation. Despite the high price tag I still can recommend any assumes out there give this toy a try. It delivers on size, sexiness and fun.

    True 1:1 scale to a real woman's ass/hip
    Super soft/bouncy/jiggy - Loads of fun to grab, slap and bounce
    Internal tunnels are nice, anal is more stimulating, but Vaginal god for longer.edging sessions
    Due to softness, there's reasonable versatility in positions It can be used in.

    Little feet design can be off-putting.
    Size / closed hole design will make it cumbersome/chore to clean as well as hide from prying eyes.

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