Video Review: ToysHeart's Slut Announcer Masturbator
I have had a love affair with ToysHeart for a long time now and it's pretty public. Even though there are some pretty lack luster toys out there from ToysHeart, the good outweigh the bad. Also if you are in the market for an onahole that comes equipped with boobs, then there is simply no other company out there with such a wide array for you to choose from. In that line up lies the Slut Announcer. A toy that playfully mimics a Japanese TV announcer...kinda...well...not really...okay not at all. If you focus on the concept too hard and from what the toy actually is, this toy falls apart fast. Even though it is simply just an onahole with boobs and nothing more, it is still a nice toy and a fine example of what ToysHeart has to offer.
Sensation & Feeling: 2.5/5
The beauty of the Slut Announcer is the material used in constructing this onahole. The 'Safe Skin' material is amazing on so many levels. Not only does it feel like a newly powdered toy all the time no matter what you do to it, it also allows every minute detail of the inner structure to come alive while using it. Even though the material is great, the masturbator still comes off as a tad usual. Nothing too over the top to make your jaw drop if you get my meaning. The other thing I can't seem to look past any longer is the length of the tunnel itself. During use it is a common occurrence (at least for me) to mushroom out at the top. I use to be able to look past it, but it's really annoying to me now. I know it can't be helped with a toy of this size and I should just take it with a grain of salt, but it still bothers me nonetheless. I have to be honest.
Cleaning & Maintenance: 4.5/5
The 'Safe Skin' material makes clean up a freaking breeze. I don't know how it does it, maybe black magic, who the hell knows, but dry time on this toy is cut by at least 95% when compared to my other onaholes. All I do is simply wash it out thoroughly and spray in my anti-bacterial foam and re-rinse. Then I pat dry with a towel and whaa-la! It's bone freaking dry! It's nuts and such a breathe of fresh air after dealing with cleaning my other onaholes. Simply love it! Just wish they made larger onaholes with this material. Much LARGER!
Price & Performance: 3.0/5
If you search on ToyDemon for masturbators between the price of $45.00 and $50.00, you will find practically all of ToysHeart products there is to have. At $49.95 it is a tad steep for what you get. This is where the gray area comes in, because honestly the lower you go in price the less toy you are going to get, and lets face it here, ToysHeart kinds has the market pinned down at this price point. So basically what I am saying is that fifty bucks is going to get you any ToysHeart onahole you could wish for.
Final Thoughts & Score: 3.5/5
This toy is geared at a rather particular audience. It's loosely based on a hentai comic announcer, so in essence it's for all those fans who have ever thought of actually having sex with the character. Strip all that away and your basically left with an onahole with boobs. Just like ToysHearts other onahole with boobs 'Fairy Masturbator' this toy is for fantasy seekers and it delivers in that aspect. For me though, a person who has never read these comics or watch these types of anime, I have never really dreamt or fantasized about this. I was simply left with just another onahole that had alright texture but nothing to go berserk about.