Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds. Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas. Sweater stretchers, lung protectors. Beach umbrellas, frost detectors, Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice. Jell-o molds and high-beam lights. Every day I probably use 99 words for boobs, but I only need one. Love. Titties are for lack of a better group of words, the center of the universe for a select few. From birth we are raised to look upon the breast as a source of nourishment and comfort. From this necessity springs our eternal love for those mounds of luscious beauty. No matter what they look like most of us want to see them and long to squeeze them. Well maybe not Grannies flap jacks, unless youre into that kind of thing and I am not here to pass judgment soooooo whatever. What I am trying to get at is we all love and respect the breast. With that said can fake ones ever live up to the glory. Half of Hollywood would say yes. So would the South Korean company of Kokos. The fine makers of the new breast replica series Titties Bouncing. I was lucky enough to get my hands on the huge size for review and I am here to tell ya no matter what they are, fake or real, tits are awesome!
SENSATION & FEELING: 3.2/5
Now, even though I am the number one fan of all things boob I didnt really enjoy the Titties Bouncing Huge Size Most guys would look upon these huge tits and say to themselves I am going to f@#k those! Me, not so much. Im not really a fan of boob jobs. Probably because I never been with a woman with large breast before. Wait, thats not true. Ann had huge tits but she was also a prude so boob jobs were off the table. Anyways So after trying to go down this road with the toy I became bored with it rather quickly. The crevasse between the breasts was ample enough to encompass my penis but it really didnt do much for me. Visually it was ok but I just couldnt stick with it till the end. My main thing was just grabbing them and squeezing them. They are much firmer then real boobs and dont really have that much give so it kinda kills it in the realism department. I really wish it was a dual layer design with real silicone implants underneath the thick TPR flesh. Maybe in the future theyll do that. For now though theyll just be lying in my closet collecting dust sadly. Unless my wife leaves me and I need a soft place to cry on. Then maybe it will come back out. Fingers crossed tee hee.
CLEANING & MAINTENANCE: 4.8/5
This is the easiest toy I have ever had to clean. Period. So why no 5? Because if you do go through with the boob job to completion you will still have lube and spent business to take care of. Youll still have to pay a little bit of corn starch on them titties to bring back the real feel after you rinsed her off. The only way I would give a 5 to anything is if it cleaned itself. Even so it still beats having to drag out your cleaning supplies to fish out any moisture are what have you like you would have to do with a masturbator. So that is a huge bonus. Plus did I mention they are titties. So cleaning them is a pleasant ritual as well.
PRICE AND PERFORMANCE: 3.1/5
Here comes the pain of wearing the crown. The burden of making dozens of top rated and much loved hip masturbators. Most people are going to spend the extra few bucks and get a hip masturbator like the Meiki Cherry 2 or the Hera Hip Mini. Now dont get me wrong, the price point is spot on for Kokos. They have these placed in the middle of the road when it comes to their lineup of toys and I applaud them for that. Its very strategic and fills a gap in their price range. So I would say they are perfectly priced. Its just me. I wouldnt spend a hundred bucks on this when there are so many great masturbators out there. This is solely for those people out there who are full blooded boob fans. The hard core group that lives and breathes tits. Im just not one of those guys sadly enough. So I had to give it a score that is reflective of my personal taste. You can lynch me if you see me at the convention.
FINAL THOUGHTS AND SCORE: 3.0/5 PASS
Not much else to say on the matter to be honest. It just didnt do it for me. Sorry. Even so, they are boobs just the same and I love me some boobs boy!
