triple x branded reviews

  1. Video Review: Infinity Classic Set

    Video Review: Infinity Classic Set
    There is no question about it now. Toydemon is the number one site to get all of your sex toy needs here in the United States if not the world. However, that is not enough for the fellas down at ToyDemon. They have had their sites on much bigger things as of late. With the release of the Meiki Plush Hip and the Meiki Real it has become increasingly apparent that ToyDemon wants a piece of that toy manufacturing pie. But what is one to do that has not already been done before. Well, I’ll tell ya. You make a toy that is fully customizable to the user. A toy that can change at a flick of the wrist. A toy to end all toys.  That toy of course is the Infinity.
    SENSATION & FEELING: 4.9/5
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  2. Video Review: Fuwa Cyun W

    Video Review: Fuwa Cyun W
    What does one say when asked about the strange and unusual Fuwa Cyun W. What possible good things can a mind conjure up after using said toy? I don’t want to be all negatives here but when you are surrounded by them it seems like there is no other choice. I will attempt it however for sake of staying positive and all that jazz. Even though in the long run and the grand scheme of things the Fuwa Cyun W is one of the worst toys I have used in a long time.
    SENSATION & FEELING: 2.5/5
    So the Fuwa has a relatively simple concept anyone could get behind. It’s a dual penetrable thorough hole. Allowing the user to decide which end to use. Each end providing a different experience. This is actually pretty ingenious but non
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  3. Video Review: Nama Sotai 01

    Video Review: Nama Sotai 01
    We are fast approaching the end of 2017 and here I sit looking back at all the toys that have come across my desk over the year. Some utterly terrible beyond human comprehension and some just plain ‘meh’. Needless to say my loyal reader, this year has been pretty pathetic when it comes to new releases. With that being said imagine my surprise when the Nama Sotai series showed up at my house. On the outside you get an almost Walgreens pharmacy box. Very deceiving for what lies beneath the surface. For what lies inside is probably the best vaginal masturbator I have tried this year. Period.
    SENSATION & FEELING: 4.7/5
    Now there are a few things I should have mentioned in the video review that I simply left out. With
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  4. Video Review: Titties Bouncing 'Huge Size'

    Video Review: Titties Bouncing 'Huge Size'
    Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds. Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas. Sweater stretchers, lung protectors. Beach umbrellas, frost detectors, Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice. Jell-o molds and high-beam lights. Every day I probably use 99 words for boobs, but I only need one. Love. Titties are for lack of a better group of words, the center of the universe for a select few. From birth we are raised to look upon the breast as a source of nourishment and comfort. From this necessity springs our eternal love for those mounds of luscious beauty. No matter what they look like most of us want to see them and long to squeeze them. Well maybe not Grannie’s flap jacks, unless you’re into that kind of thing and I am not here to pass judgment…soooooo…whatever. What I am trying to get at is we all love and respect the breast. With that said can fake ones ever live up to the glory. Half of Hollywood w
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  5. Video Review: Shifuku no Meiki

    Video Review: Shifuku no Meiki
    NPG are gods in the world of male masturbators and for good reason. They have made such greats like the Maria Ozawa and the ZXY, some of the hottest selling and top rated toys on ToyDemon to date. So when they do a toy in celebration of their tenth anniversary you know they are going to pull out all the stops and deliver a toy that will make you join in the celebration as well. Thus the Shifuku no Meiki is born and eager to please its end user. So the only questions that remain is “Does it live up to the NPG brand” The answer is simple. Of course it does stupid this is NPG we are talking about!!!
    SENSATION & FEELING: 4.3/5
    I could bog you all down talking about the structure of the toy and how it’s a beautiful sculpt of a realistic
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  6. Video Review: Toy'sHeart SI-X Type W & Type K

    Video Review: Toy'sHeart SI-X Type W & Type K
    It’s hard for me not to mention Toy’sHeart when I am asked the question “What is the best but cheapest masturbator on the market today?”  Toy’sHeart has always had a firm grip on the best toys $15 and under and it’s strongly due to the fact that they realize the need for these toys without sacrificing integrity and design. I am constantly blown away by the price point Toy’sHeart lives in with a certain group of their toys. They could easily ask for double the amount that the SI-X line up of masturbators sell for. This is why in my opinion the SI-X line up are the best and cheapest masturbators on the market today.
    Sensation & Feeling: 4.5/5
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  7. Video Review: Tenga Flip Hole Zero

    Video Review: Tenga Flip Hole Zero
    It pays to read these written reviews sometimes dearest reader and this is one of those times. As you will hopefully see from the video review we were forced to step out of our norm and into the dark ages of when I first started doing video reviews over 6 years ago. YouTube loves to mess with uploaders and I am no exception to this rule. Long story short, here we find ourselves. Using written words to help explain the wonders of the Tenga Flip Hole Zero that I simply couldn’t sum up in less than ten minutes. Enjoy!
    Sensation & Feeling: 4.5/5
    I have been a huge advocate of Tenga since I first tried one of their flip holes years ago. It is leaps and bounds farther away from a normal masturbator you can possibly get.  
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  8. Video Review: 'Gloria" Masturbator Review

    Video Review: 'Gloria" Masturbator Review
    Have you ever been dragged to the Golden Corral by your Grand Parents at 3:30 on a Sunday? You kind of want to be excited and at the same time not show how utterly disgusted and disappointed you are to your grand folks. After all, they ARE spending the little bit of money they get from the government to take your ungrateful ass out to the Coral. So what do you do?  You eat the shoe leather steak and the lumpy mash potatoes and smile for old Pee Pop. Yeah, that’s exactly what this year has felt for me when it comes to sex toys. Nothing has come around to make me feel like I am at a Longhorn steak house. Everything has been a long line of disappointing buffet food.  Even so I need to provide reviews for you the people. It’s my duty as XXX Branded. So as I stand here staring at the sneeze guard I decide that Koko’s new hand held masturbator named Gloria is the best choice.
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  9. Video Review: Real The Sumata Shinsei Review

    Video Review: Real The Sumata Shinsei Review

    Okay, so here is the deal. It is inescapable now. This year has been the weakest by far when it comes to new masturbators being released. Everyone in "Our Lil' Community" is talking about it and it's high time we discussed this issue. The turn out thus far has been so weak I am seriously debating not doing a 'Top Ten' video this year. Even so, if you asked me today what toy manufacturer could pull us out of this hole my list would be pretty short. On top of that list is the great minds over at NPG.  NPG the makers of the ZXY, The Maria Ozawa and the Yen Jyu Yi and numerous other fantastic masturbators. These marvelous God's amongst men surely will be able to help us out of this rut. Maybe in 2017...hopefully, but for us in the here and now, we will just have to pray Santa brings us something amazing come Christmas. Until that day lets settle in and talk about NPG's newest hand held hip masturbator The Real Sumata Shinsei. A sexually appealing hip that falls short when sprinting across

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  10. VORZE A10 CYCLONE SA INNER SLEEVE REVIEW

    VORZE A10 CYCLONE SA INNER SLEEVE REVIEW
    It is no secret by now that the Vorze A10 Cyclone SA is the very best male masturbator of all time. Period. Don’t bother to look for something else because nothing comes close to entering the stratosphere of planet Vorze. I love this thing and I use it every time I feel the need. It’s easy to set up, use and clean and the feeling is extraordinary.  What makes the Vorze SA something for the ages is the fact that the toy isn’t locked to one specific sleeve. Vorze has created eight separate but equally fantastic inner sleeves and each one delivers up its own unique sensations.  So with this being said I felt the need to continue to blow my trumpet for Vorze and let you all know that if you own the Vorze SA it is time to buy every sleeve they have and encourage them to make more!  If you don’t own a Vorze yet I feel sorry for you.
    Sensation & Felling
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