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  1. Video Review: Fuwa Cyun W

    Video Review: Fuwa Cyun W
    What does one say when asked about the strange and unusual Fuwa Cyun W. What possible good things can a mind conjure up after using said toy? I don’t want to be all negatives here but when you are surrounded by them it seems like there is no other choice. I will attempt it however for sake of staying positive and all that jazz. Even though in the long run and the grand scheme of things the Fuwa Cyun W is one of the worst toys I have used in a long time.
    SENSATION & FEELING: 2.5/5
    So the Fuwa has a relatively simple concept anyone could get behind. It’s a dual penetrable thorough hole. Allowing the user to decide which end to use. Each end providing a different experience. This is actually pretty ingenious but non
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  2. Video Review: Nama Sotai 01

    Video Review: Nama Sotai 01
    We are fast approaching the end of 2017 and here I sit looking back at all the toys that have come across my desk over the year. Some utterly terrible beyond human comprehension and some just plain ‘meh’. Needless to say my loyal reader, this year has been pretty pathetic when it comes to new releases. With that being said imagine my surprise when the Nama Sotai series showed up at my house. On the outside you get an almost Walgreens pharmacy box. Very deceiving for what lies beneath the surface. For what lies inside is probably the best vaginal masturbator I have tried this year. Period.
    SENSATION & FEELING: 4.7/5
    Now there are a few things I should have mentioned in the video review that I simply left out. With
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  3. Video Review: Shifuku no Meiki

    Video Review: Shifuku no Meiki
    NPG are gods in the world of male masturbators and for good reason. They have made such greats like the Maria Ozawa and the ZXY, some of the hottest selling and top rated toys on ToyDemon to date. So when they do a toy in celebration of their tenth anniversary you know they are going to pull out all the stops and deliver a toy that will make you join in the celebration as well. Thus the Shifuku no Meiki is born and eager to please its end user. So the only questions that remain is “Does it live up to the NPG brand” The answer is simple. Of course it does stupid this is NPG we are talking about!!!
    SENSATION & FEELING: 4.3/5
    I could bog you all down talking about the structure of the toy and how it’s a beautiful sculpt of a realistic
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  4. Video Review: The Quattro Gichigichi Natural Girl

    Video Review: The Quattro Gichigichi Natural Girl
    The Quattro Gichigichi Natural Girl is one of those masturbators that shouldn’t work. It has problems that only become apparent after a dozen or so uses. For example, its softness and the anal entrance being too thin for its own good.  So this written review may have a few extra insights that my video review did not.  This will be one of those rare times where it pays to be a reader. With that said let me explain why my opinions have changed since I filmed this review.
    Sensation & Feeling: 4.1/5
    Originally I loved this toy. I
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  5. Video Review: Tenga Flip Hole Zero

    Video Review: Tenga Flip Hole Zero
    It pays to read these written reviews sometimes dearest reader and this is one of those times. As you will hopefully see from the video review we were forced to step out of our norm and into the dark ages of when I first started doing video reviews over 6 years ago. YouTube loves to mess with uploaders and I am no exception to this rule. Long story short, here we find ourselves. Using written words to help explain the wonders of the Tenga Flip Hole Zero that I simply couldn’t sum up in less than ten minutes. Enjoy!
    Sensation & Feeling: 4.5/5
    I have been a huge advocate of Tenga since I first tried one of their flip holes years ago. It is leaps and bounds farther away from a normal masturbator you can possibly get.  
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  6. Video Review: Gokusai Monster Alraune

    Video Review: Gokusai Monster Alraune
    Whenever I look for something new and utterly unique to do a review on, the first place I look is magic Eye’s website. They are my absolute go to for masturbators that push the envelope of fantasy and reality. So it is no surprise to me that their newest toy in their “Monster” line up does just that. The Gokusai Monster Alraune is a perfect blend of fantasy and reality. They merge these lines to create a handheld masturbator that can fuel any Anime lover’s dreams. Especially if you like tentacle porn. More on this later. What you get with the Gokusai Monster Alraune is a toy that is amazing to hold and look at. Unfortunately, that’s where the boundaries of this toy lie. Like so many others before it, Magic Eyes have put out a Bentley that turns out to be just another POS Chrysler 300.
    Sensation & Feeling: 3.5/5
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  7. Video Review: 'Gloria" Masturbator Review

    Video Review: 'Gloria" Masturbator Review
    Have you ever been dragged to the Golden Corral by your Grand Parents at 3:30 on a Sunday? You kind of want to be excited and at the same time not show how utterly disgusted and disappointed you are to your grand folks. After all, they ARE spending the little bit of money they get from the government to take your ungrateful ass out to the Coral. So what do you do?  You eat the shoe leather steak and the lumpy mash potatoes and smile for old Pee Pop. Yeah, that’s exactly what this year has felt for me when it comes to sex toys. Nothing has come around to make me feel like I am at a Longhorn steak house. Everything has been a long line of disappointing buffet food.  Even so I need to provide reviews for you the people. It’s my duty as XXX Branded. So as I stand here staring at the sneeze guard I decide that Koko’s new hand held masturbator named Gloria is the best choice.
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  8. Video Review: Horny Beauty Mori Nanako

    Video Review: Horny Beauty Mori Nanako

    In the ever changing and evolving world of male masturbators, there is one constant you can bet on. NPG will put out some amazing hand held masturbators. They are the grand wizards of this  art form and reign supreme over the market. The prof is in the pudding. Maria Ozawa and the Infamous ZXY still lead the pack of best sellers and have hundreds of 5 star user ratings. Why??? Because they are amazing and were crafted by geniuses. Now...even with that being said, geniuses can make mistakes. In fact they can make a mistake and never learn from it. That unfortunately is the case with one of their newest realeases the Horny Beauty Mori Nanako. Almost identical to their previously released Meiki no Syoumei 10 Okita Anri, it too shares much of the same problems.  So at the end of the day you are left scratching your head and wondering why? Why NPG? WHY?!?!? You have such an arsenal of great designs and user feedback to work with? Why give us the same ol'same ol' ? I'm going off on a rant he

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  9. Video Review: Real The Sumata Shinsei Review

    Video Review: Real The Sumata Shinsei Review

    Okay, so here is the deal. It is inescapable now. This year has been the weakest by far when it comes to new masturbators being released. Everyone in "Our Lil' Community" is talking about it and it's high time we discussed this issue. The turn out thus far has been so weak I am seriously debating not doing a 'Top Ten' video this year. Even so, if you asked me today what toy manufacturer could pull us out of this hole my list would be pretty short. On top of that list is the great minds over at NPG.  NPG the makers of the ZXY, The Maria Ozawa and the Yen Jyu Yi and numerous other fantastic masturbators. These marvelous God's amongst men surely will be able to help us out of this rut. Maybe in 2017...hopefully, but for us in the here and now, we will just have to pray Santa brings us something amazing come Christmas. Until that day lets settle in and talk about NPG's newest hand held hip masturbator The Real Sumata Shinsei. A sexually appealing hip that falls short when sprinting across

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  10. VORZE A10 CYCLONE SA INNER SLEEVE REVIEW

    VORZE A10 CYCLONE SA INNER SLEEVE REVIEW
    It is no secret by now that the Vorze A10 Cyclone SA is the very best male masturbator of all time. Period. Don’t bother to look for something else because nothing comes close to entering the stratosphere of planet Vorze. I love this thing and I use it every time I feel the need. It’s easy to set up, use and clean and the feeling is extraordinary.  What makes the Vorze SA something for the ages is the fact that the toy isn’t locked to one specific sleeve. Vorze has created eight separate but equally fantastic inner sleeves and each one delivers up its own unique sensations.  So with this being said I felt the need to continue to blow my trumpet for Vorze and let you all know that if you own the Vorze SA it is time to buy every sleeve they have and encourage them to make more!  If you don’t own a Vorze yet I feel sorry for you.
    Sensation & Felling
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