Reviews

  1. Video Review: Infinity Classic Set

    Video Review: Infinity Classic Set
    There is no question about it now. Toydemon is the number one site to get all of your sex toy needs here in the United States if not the world. However, that is not enough for the fellas down at ToyDemon. They have had their sites on much bigger things as of late. With the release of the Meiki Plush Hip and the Meiki Real it has become increasingly apparent that ToyDemon wants a piece of that toy manufacturing pie. But what is one to do that has not already been done before. Well, I’ll tell ya. You make a toy that is fully customizable to the user. A toy that can change at a flick of the wrist. A toy to end all toys.  That toy of course is the Infinity.
    SENSATION & FEELING: 4.9/5
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  2. Video Review: Fuwa Cyun W

    Video Review: Fuwa Cyun W
    What does one say when asked about the strange and unusual Fuwa Cyun W. What possible good things can a mind conjure up after using said toy? I don’t want to be all negatives here but when you are surrounded by them it seems like there is no other choice. I will attempt it however for sake of staying positive and all that jazz. Even though in the long run and the grand scheme of things the Fuwa Cyun W is one of the worst toys I have used in a long time.
    SENSATION & FEELING: 2.5/5
    So the Fuwa has a relatively simple concept anyone could get behind. It’s a dual penetrable thorough hole. Allowing the user to decide which end to use. Each end providing a different experience. This is actually pretty ingenious but non
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  3. Video Review: Nama Sotai 02

    Video Review: Nama Sotai 02
    Nama Sotai not to sell work. NAMA! Seventeen five same color T-shirt. WHITE! Get it?! Nama Sotai sounds like ” Mama told me”. Like that Migos song ‘T-Shirt’ ! Get it!?!? No???? Well you try writing intros to written reviews. It isn’t easy friends.  Anyways…lets talk about the Nama Sotai 02 shall we. Ok. SKRT SKRT!!!
    SENSATION & FEELING: 4.9/5
    Before I dive in I need to explain myself on something here real quick. In the video review for the Nama Sotai 02 I made a critical error. You see I use a bit of a cheat sheet to the left of the screen. This cheat sheet holds my scores and topics I want to discuss in the review.
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  4. Video Review: Nama Sotai 01

    Video Review: Nama Sotai 01
    We are fast approaching the end of 2017 and here I sit looking back at all the toys that have come across my desk over the year. Some utterly terrible beyond human comprehension and some just plain ‘meh’. Needless to say my loyal reader, this year has been pretty pathetic when it comes to new releases. With that being said imagine my surprise when the Nama Sotai series showed up at my house. On the outside you get an almost Walgreens pharmacy box. Very deceiving for what lies beneath the surface. For what lies inside is probably the best vaginal masturbator I have tried this year. Period.
    SENSATION & FEELING: 4.7/5
    Now there are a few things I should have mentioned in the video review that I simply left out. With
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  5. Video Review: Koko's Extreme Sleeves

    Video Review: Koko's Extreme Sleeves
    Let’s face it guys. There isn’t a whole lot a man can do to accentuate his penis. You can man scape and maybe even pierce the thing if you are daring enough. However, in the real world you are pretty much left with what god gave you. Your simple ass wee-wee.  Well I am here to tell you that Kokos, the makers of some of the best hip masturbators on the market to date, have found a solution to your hum drum tally wacker problems. They have designed ten sleeves that you can easily install over your member and give your partner a ride he or she will not soon forget.  SENSATION & FEELING: 4.8/5
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  6. Video Review: Geki-Fera Vacuum Aika

    Video Review: Geki-Fera Vacuum Aika
    Believe it or not, PornHub can become rather boring after the first initial 100 hours of viewing wears off. By this time you have seen it all. Tiny Teens. Stepdaughter wakes up Stepdad. Schoolgirl gets punished by Teacher for bad grades. Clown makes balloon animals out of used condoms. Whatever floats your boats is at the tips of your fingers just waiting for the search bar. Well, I thought I exhausted all avenues. Until I opened the pages to the world of Japanese porn and all the AV actresses it has to offer. Sure this is a big world and it’s not exactly hidden in the shadows. It has a huge fan base obviously but alas it’s an area I never really ventured in for too long. Mainly because of the needless censorship of all the bits that matter. Makes no sense to me at all! Anyways, Japanese porn houses some of the most gorgeous woman in the industry and Aika is one of them. So it is no surprise that NPG would make a to
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  7. Video Review: Titties Bouncing 'Huge Size'

    Video Review: Titties Bouncing 'Huge Size'
    Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds. Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas. Sweater stretchers, lung protectors. Beach umbrellas, frost detectors, Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice. Jell-o molds and high-beam lights. Every day I probably use 99 words for boobs, but I only need one. Love. Titties are for lack of a better group of words, the center of the universe for a select few. From birth we are raised to look upon the breast as a source of nourishment and comfort. From this necessity springs our eternal love for those mounds of luscious beauty. No matter what they look like most of us want to see them and long to squeeze them. Well maybe not Grannie’s flap jacks, unless you’re into that kind of thing and I am not here to pass judgment…soooooo…whatever. What I am trying to get at is we all love and respect the breast. With that said can fake ones ever live up to the glory. Half of Hollywood w
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  8. Video Review: Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Soft Skin

    Video Review: Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Soft Skin
    The Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Soft Skin edition of the Sujiman Kupa Lolinco line is the third rendition of this hot selling toy. Magic Eyes have a tendency of doing this whenever they hit pay dirt. They exploit the fame by slightly reinventing something that is already great and somehow make it even better. This turn around they simply made the outer flesh even softer then before and the inner layer even harder than before. Sounds like a lazy man’s way of getting your hard earned money I know, but here’s the thing, IT WORKS EVERYTIME!
    SENSATION & FEELING:  4.3/5
    I am very rarely lost for words, as you all know, I can talk for 30
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  9. Video Review: Shifuku no Meiki

    Video Review: Shifuku no Meiki
    NPG are gods in the world of male masturbators and for good reason. They have made such greats like the Maria Ozawa and the ZXY, some of the hottest selling and top rated toys on ToyDemon to date. So when they do a toy in celebration of their tenth anniversary you know they are going to pull out all the stops and deliver a toy that will make you join in the celebration as well. Thus the Shifuku no Meiki is born and eager to please its end user. So the only questions that remain is “Does it live up to the NPG brand” The answer is simple. Of course it does stupid this is NPG we are talking about!!!
    SENSATION & FEELING: 4.3/5
    I could bog you all down talking about the structure of the toy and how it’s a beautiful sculpt of a realistic
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  10. Video Review: Toy'sHeart SI-X Type W & Type K

    Video Review: Toy'sHeart SI-X Type W & Type K
    It’s hard for me not to mention Toy’sHeart when I am asked the question “What is the best but cheapest masturbator on the market today?”  Toy’sHeart has always had a firm grip on the best toys $15 and under and it’s strongly due to the fact that they realize the need for these toys without sacrificing integrity and design. I am constantly blown away by the price point Toy’sHeart lives in with a certain group of their toys. They could easily ask for double the amount that the SI-X line up of masturbators sell for. This is why in my opinion the SI-X line up are the best and cheapest masturbators on the market today.
    Sensation & Feeling: 4.5/5
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