Penis Shaped Food (NSFW-ish)
Outside of novelty stuff for Bachelorette party, you don't find all that many edible items looking like a penis. If you are ever in Taiwan or maybe NYC during April, you'll be able to try some of the following foods. In the heart of the Ximending area in Taipei, you'll see the following sign with the caption "a piece of Gayke". This is where you will find a waffle stand making delicious penis shaped waffles stuffed with sausage and cheese filling inside. [caption id="attachment_1382" align="aligncenter" width="599"]Penis Gayke Waffle Stand a piece of Gayke anyone?[/caption] At 18 cm (about 7 inches) it's quite a mouthful. [caption id="attachment_1383" align="aligncenter" width="539"]7 inch penis waffle 18 cm = 7 inches of stuffed sausage goodness[/caption] If one 7 incher isn't enough for you, you can always get a two pack. [caption id="attachment_1384" align="aligncenter" width="435"]penis waffle two pack Nice uniforms[/caption] In New York at the Matsuri NYC restaurant in April, they have a Japanese Penis Festival Party serving up once a year dishes like the "GET IT UP HOT POT" or "HARD BANANA CREAM PIE". [caption id="attachment_1385" align="aligncenter" width="599"]Matsuri NYC penis festival flyer Matsuri NYC penis festival special menu[/caption] Just look at this Big Sausage of sea scallops and spicy cod roe [caption id="attachment_1386" align="aligncenter" width="599"]sea scallops and spicy cod roe in penis shape Love the sea weed garnish[/caption] Hard Banana Cream Pie oozing with banana cream. [caption id="attachment_1387" align="aligncenter" width="599"]hard banana cream pie Nothing like banana cream to end your meal[/caption] Of course if you are really into phallic shaped food, Kawasaki Japan is the place to be in April. The Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus) is where you will find many food cart with phallic themed items like chocolate covered banana. [caption id="attachment_1388" align="aligncenter" width="599"]japanese penis shaped food cart Chocolate covered banana with sprinkles[/caption] info via Matsuri NYC, Wikipedia, and Chrispytine Blog